February 2010
32 posts
I really hope this isn’t a thinly veiled metaphor, but an honest to god fat-girl/guy-gotta-eat situation.
crushes:
dear chocolate cake,
i know you think i’m with cheesecake, but you’re the only cake i want to eat. i could eat you for the rest of my life, honestly. you never get stale. you’re not too sweet. and you have just the right amount of icing on you. i don’t care if you’re not my...
January 2010
32 posts
NIETZSCHE'S Angel Food Cake by Rebecca Coffey →
NIETZSCHE’S ANGEL FOOD CAKE.
BY REBECCA COFFEY
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1. Allow the angel to reach room temperature. Then kill it.
2. Kill God. Set Him aside.
3. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.
4. Ecstatically whip, as if possessed by a storm-wind of freedom, 1-1/2 cups of excellent egg whites with 1/4 tsp. salt and 1-1/2 tsp. cream of tartar. Continue until peaks are as if raised to their own...
Haha.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!…..yeah kinda akward
“Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, each...”
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The Big Lebowski ala Shakespeare →
Love it. And soooooo know the feeling.
Jonathan: I'm a vegetarian.
Alex: You're a what?
Jonathan: I don't eat meat.
Alex: How can you not eat meat?
Jonathan: I just don't.
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Ukranian] He says he does not eat meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Ukranian] What?
Alex: No meat?
Jonathan: No meat.
Alex: Steak?
Jonathan: No...
Alex: Chickens!
Jonathan: No...
Alex: And what about the sausage?
Jonathan: No, no sausage, no meat!
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Ukranian] He says he does not eat any meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Ukranian] Not even sausage?
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Ukranian] I know!
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Ukranian] What is wrong with him?
Alex: What is wrong with you?
Jonathan: Nothing, I just don't eat meat!
Shrek party, beer, and the b/f. Life is good.
I don’t even know what that means, but it’s awesome.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(604): You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
How writers, artists, and other interesting people... →
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I’m taking notes. I love reading about other people’s daily routines, it’s inspiring.
Today’s date, 01-02-2010, is a palindrome; it...
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