Sometimes and Life

I AM LOCKING THE WIKIPEDIA...

I AM LOCKING THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ON OUR SEX LIFE.

BY ALAN TROTTER

From McSweeney’s




first thing that comes to mind

infinitebutterflies:

eemmaa:

frogsandcrowns:frenchiejane:957:moretonguelessheart:toothpaste:ispysj:

1.Your ‘ex’ and you: missed phone call

2. I am listening to: cars driving by outside

3. Maybe I should: excercise

4. I love: it

5. My best friends: together

6. I don’t understand: life

7. I lost my respect for: people

8. I last ate: pizza

9. The meaning of my display name is: my name a rebirth

10. Someday: i will be

11. I will always be: true

12. Love seems: an illusion

13. I never ever want to lose: my friends

14. My MySpace is: nope

15. I get annoyed when: people disagree

16. Parties: loud

17. Kisses: are good

18. Today I: made christmas presents

19. I wish: it wasn’t complicated

20. I regret: don’t

Via My Hopes & Dreams from Me to You

Reading is the sole means by which we slip, involuntarily, often helplessly, into another’s skin, another’s voice, another’s soul.

– Joyce Carol Oates (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) Via Quote Book:



legoexpress:

LEGO Stormtroopers: “Dear Santa…” (via Ryan Wolf)



Idaho!!

fuckyeahtattoos:

Got this on Friday (inside of my left ankle). It’s my state (Idaho) and I got it because even while I’m currently living halfway across the world, it still feels like home.

http://beffthemovie.tumblr.com/


Words in general and adjectives in particular have power. It is a power that comes in degrees or shadings. People and even societies can make value judgments on others just by the shadings of the words they use. Weird, strange, different and unique are really just different shadings of the same word but evoke completely different connotations when applied to individuals or groups of people.

– Mr. Prophet (via fatalistichues) (via quote-book) Via Quote Book:

Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)

I love this quote.

Via Quote Book:

iTunes.

eloquentembrace:

sweetlyhaggard:

iwasarecord:

shotgunkaity:

worshipandtribute:

worb:fortunefavours:xepher:welcometonarnia:itsjustbridget:deadbeatspencer:that-whatsername:spagetka:slavetothewage:

How many songs total: 20,072
How many hours or days of music: 220.2 Days

Sort By Song Title
First Song: A-Cartel

Last Song:

) - Sufjan Stevens

Sort By Time
Shortest Song: Blank track - Dixie Chicks
Longest Song: Essential Mix -Diplo

Sort By Album
First Album: (A) - Katy Perry
Last Album: !!! -!!!

Top Five Most Played Songs

  1. Reggae Revival - Katchafire
  2. Efffigy - Andrew Bird
  3. Window Blues - Band of Horses
  4. Feel Flows - Beach Boys
  5. Here, There, and Everywhere - The Beatles

First Song That Comes Up On Shuffle:

Ultimate -Gogol Bordello

Search The Following & State How Many Songs Come Up:

Death - 140
Life - 409
Love - 1118
Hate - 71
You - 2125
Sex - 117

Via Ars longa, vita brevis
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